Allow Me To Weave You A Tale or Two...


The Friar is a friendly fellow, helper to all, and *cough* occasional drinker.
Always willing to cook, sing, and generally be merry, he is certainly a friend one should have around...

At Last, Some Rest | Frobertus & Open

It had been a very long time since Frobertus had had the chance to interact with his friends in the Kitchens. Disappointingly long, although Jingle and a few of the elves that tended to the grounds did check up with him. He burst through the doors as if everything was the same, that no time had passed between them all. The elves, catching on, did the same, trying hard to continue their cooking and cleaning without being as delightfully happy as they usually were in each others presence. Frobertus, of course, was the first to break the silence, grabbing as many elves as he could into a very wide hug. They went back to cooking as Frobertus told them of what was occurring on the grounds, what he’d done in the previous month. “Snow is a very, very good thing.” said Frobertus to the elves. They all knew this, but communally felt the acknowledgement of it was nice.

At long last, the elves finished the preparations for the day, quicker as per usual when the Friar comes around. They made sure no one was looking about… and walked into one of Hogwarts’ courtyards. The sun had still yet to rise due to the season, but with a few torches, snowballs were flurrying across the yard in what might’ve looked like a blizzard. It was after most everyone’s feet were soaked that they realized this was probably not the brightest of ideas, so the elves and the Friar hurried inside, making sure to keep silent as to not wake anyone, or cause disturbance. They moved silently back to the Kitchen, where Jingle was, in fact, looking about for the missing elves. He turned around as Frobertus jogged up to greet him, both laughing and smiling. The elves decided to take a break, and swapped stories with Frobertus.

The Friar, after enjoying the elves’ company for sometime, decided he required some sustenance, and so bid them good day as he left them to do their jobs and grabbed some food before heading out to his own, if only to walk amongst the snow-covered forest. He sat in perfect silence, appreciating the past hours and trying to find a spot to watch the sun rise. His task went unaccomplished as Frobertus’ stomach growled, choosing to sit in the Great Hall and eat. He let what he had packed for Breakfast down onto a rather large plate. He prayed thanks, took a moment of silence to admire what had gone on throughout this Castle, and dug in. It’d been too long since Frobertus allowed himself some rest, and this day… This day seemed like the perfect time to give in.

Anonymous asked: Will you draw me like one of your French girls?

I’m fairly certain I can draw, but I believe you would have to be French to be drawn as… French?

Anonymous asked: FMK: Jingle, Taco, Bell

[Silence, Crickets Chirping]

Anonymous asked: What's your favorite kind of drink?

Ah, I know I’m a boring type when it comes to variety of drinking, but any fairly well tasting Meade is enough to keep me happy and sated.

Anonymous asked: What makes you laugh?

The world at times! People’s smiles, as happiness leads to smiling, and smiling to laughter. A good joke works incredibly well to get me laughing! But at times, I find it simply in good measure to just laugh.

Anonymous asked: Are you actually celibate?

That I am. I intend on being so for my life, giving my life instead to God and the peoples’ happiness!
(Although, if you look about the Order of the Ludus’ guidelines, there IS a noticeable loophole.)

Anonymous asked: Elf burgers?

[Ruffling is heard in the background as various elves scramble to attack Greyface]

…In the name of all the brilliant magical FOLK that reside in this castle, I say no.

Peaceful World | Frobertus & Thaddeus | September

lordthaddeus:

‘I’ve never been swimming in the lake in a thunderstorm, but I think I might just have to try now, though I can imagine it gets awfully nippy when you get out, hm?’

He laughed, letting the smile linger on his lips, but when the other man inquired to his mood, he faltered some, the smile shaky, and it dropped. His mind whirred, wondering how on earth he would begin to explain the sad things that were on his mind, the more he thought about them the sillier they sounded and he shook his head a little bit, rolling over towards the other and sitting up properly.

‘Silly reasons. Nothing I should worry about, let alone you, Bertie.’

Thaddeus took the tankard gratefully and, after giving it a quick sniff, took a few long gulps, passed it back and fell back into the leaves and grass. He licked his lips, chasing the taste of the alcohol, eyes on the other man.

‘I’m just not happy because it’s the time, you can’t be happy forever, can you? I feel much better now, though. Not as sick, or drunk.’

“HOHOHO! AYE IT WOULD BE VERY NIPPY! ‘Course the course lightning you would receive after swimming throughout the lake ought to warm you right back up!” Frobertus flashed a grin at the this thought, as he had only once before swum in the Lake while there happened to be a thunderstorm, and it was more on accident that anything else. It was nevertheless a very thrilling experience.

“Hoho. I shan’t touch the subject again, friend. If you do need a willing ear, however, I’ll be here.”

He received the tankard with a nod, listening to what Thaddeus had to say, frowning a bit as he finished.

“Yes. I understand all too well that happiness can come to an end.”
But he smiled once more.
“But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy life and the happiness it brings. If anything, sadness can make you appreciate your happiness. I constantly keep bringing happiness to others because of those sad days, because I know that a pick me up is always appreciated, even if no words are passed. M’Lord, Thaddeus, friend, the seasons are changing and soon it shall be Winter once more!”

“It is nice to know you are feeling better. And simply having a clear mind… It’s quite refreshing every once in a while. Have you been partying recently? I have been trying to make sense of this forest…” He scanned the Forest, returning to face Thaddeus for an answer.

(Source: notsofatfriar)